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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 08:35
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
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Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Loons and Moons
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
No go.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds